“I don’t know where to buy any,” I said. And then I covered his mouth, saying “And I don’t want to know. I suppose I could always do a web search. Yeah, I could go to Ask Jeeves and say ‘Where can I buy speed in San Francisco?’”
And then we laughed and postulated what would be returned:
“Where can I buy a fast car?”We weren’t all that far off. Check it out for yourself.
“Where can I get a map of San Francisco?”
“What movies starred Keanu Reeves?”
“How can I set up my own crystal meth lab?”
(Where’s Eliza when you need it?)