Wednesday, March 26, 2008

What Were They Thinking?
     — Dr. Laura Masturbates

“What Were They Thinking?” highlights products and presentations which just don’t make sense.

On Monday morning, driving to work, I scanned past the conservative talk radio station KVI, which recently decided to pull off the morning talk show “The Commentators” in favor of Dr. Laura.

We love her.

The bumper (“end of a car”?) music was this New Wave classic:
“I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls

(Actually, it may have been a more recent cover, since the voice sounded higher than in this recording.   Same difference.)

Just wrap your head around that for a moment: Dr. Laura, and a song about jilling off.

Updated on February 9, 2010

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Ireland: Saturday, March 1

Written Sunday, March 2 at 2:25 pm, Dublin (at the hotel)

Well, I never made it out to the pubs.  I got “ordered in” via Manhunt, and went out to the apartment of a couple locals.  A little leather hood, a little restraints, a little spanking, and little fucking, a little getting my dick sucked by an additional guy who was there, and little (but not enough!) ass play.  I had been thinking about going to the local sauna (bath house), the Boilerhouse, but back to the hotel after 2:00, that’s not going to happen.  (And their cover is steep, anyway, so I’ll just save some bucks, er, Euros.)  Wish the scene had lasted longer, but I can’t complain.

Updated on January 13, 2010

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Ireland: Friday, February 29 (part 3)

Written Saturday, March 1 at 2:28 pm, Dublin (at the hotel)

Made eyes at a couple bearish types at Pantibar and The George last night, but nothing beyond that.  Came back to the hotel around 1:30.  (Pantibar is named for an MTF transsexual performer, and I guess owner of the bar, Panti.  Part of the decor is red women’s and men’s underwear as light diffusers over the lampshades.)

Updated on January 12, 2010